Its been a really long time since I blogged, and, just for fun, here is a lighthearted blog.
College Proverbs (some by me, some I found):
When it rains, go inside.
Tuition is greater than the sum of your classes.
Group projects are the root of all evil.
You can judge a Facebook by its cover photo.
Procrastination is the best motivator.
There is no greater way to better oneself than to try to beat your best time on minesweeper.
When a Freshman, do as the uperclassmen do.
When the going gets tough, take a nap.
A picture is not worth anything in a 1,000 word essay.
Keep your friends close, and your smart friends closer.
You can't make an omelet without setting off a fire alarm or two.
God helps those who study.
A watched clock never moves.
There's no time like Friday at 3 pm.
Good things come to those who suck up to the professor.
Two packs of Ramen are better than one.
Your average is only as high as your lowest grade.
You can lead a girl to college, but you can't make her think.
